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Speaking of Las Vegas and dark sides, here's a very funny quote from the very funny, very dark, very Canadian Norm MacDonald:
You know that saying "Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? So, everything doesn't really stay in Vegas. It's not like you can go to Vegas, kill a person and leave Vegas and everything's cool.
So...what I did was...I looked at that phrase, and what it actually means is you can go to Vegas, fuck a prostitute and then she will not tell your wife. That's exactly what they're saying. They're saying our whores aren't like those gossipy small town whores where you live. They're blabbermouths! Your wife could be at the beauty parlor and the woman next to her could say "Oh, you're married to Hank Johnson? Wow! He paid me $1000 to piss on him last night. What a small world!"
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